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Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Me That Zac Efron Broke His Jaw?!

What! Zac Efron broke his jaw over the weekend and I’m just learning about it now?! I’ve been going on with my days, living my life like everything was fine, like Zac Efron’s jaw wasn’t wired shut? But it was?! Guys! YOU ALL KNOW HOW TO REACH ME, WHY DON’T YOU DO IT FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES?! From E!:

You won’t be seeing Zac Efron smile for awhile.

E! News has exclusively learned that the actor’s mouth is wired shut after he broke his jaw over the weekend. Efron slipped at the entrance of his L.A.-area home on Sunday in a puddle of water he didn’t see.

He not only broke his jaw when he fell, but he also suffered a gash that required stitches.

Efron is expected to make a full recovery.

Eeeek! Ouch! Ahhhhhh. Listen, we’re not here to debate the truthfulness of the claim that Zac Efron broke his jaw because of a puddle he didn’t see. (LOL.) We all have demons. It’s fine. He is clearly paying for his (puddle) mistakes. What we’re here to do is cheer our boy Zac Efron on while he recovers, which is why I made him this get well soon card:

WHAT DID YOU EVER DO FOR ZAC EFRON? Get well soon, Zac Efron!