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What You’re REALLY Drinking In Your Damn Pumpkin Spice Latte

  • 1 pound Lies
  • 1 cup Garbage
  • 2 cups Bullshit
  • 2 pounds WTF
  • 1 cup Are You Kidding Me?!
  • 2 pounds Wariness
  • 1 tablespoon (Cancer?)
  • 4.5 ounce But Anyway Yeah, We Definitely Did Not Think There Were Real Pumpkins In There
  • 1 cup Espresso

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