This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys

Oh, god, another big superhero movie trailer. CAN’T VINCENT GALLO JUST MAKE ANOTHER DARK ROMANTIC COMEDY SO I CAN WRITE ABOUT A TRAILER I UNDERSTAND?! Oh, brother. Okay. Well. Here we go! X-Men: Days of Future Past! Superheroes at a bar talking about how the future once seemed so bright, but now the bright future they once saw ahead of them is just a dark memory of the past? I don’t know, let’s see!

X-Men: Days of Future Past

Oh right, Jennifer Lawrence! Jennifer Lawrence and Ellen Page, MY GIRLS! There are a lot of good people in this movie, I bet it is going to be enjoyable for those of you who enjoy X-Men. I at least hope it will.

Labor Day

Kate Winslet should see a therapist and they should get Josh Brolin to jail! And she should teach her kid not to talk to strangers in the grocery store! Guys! WISE UP! This movie looks like it is going to be beautiful. I don’t know if I’m going to like it particularly — I sometimes like Jason Reitman a lot, but also sometimes I don’t — but it seems like it will at the very least be an eye treat.

The LEGO Movie

What? #2013

Open Grave

Oh jesus! “It’s like Lost, except with so many more dead bodies, and so scary and disgusting, and directed by Gonzalo López-Gallego, the director of Apollo 18.” Is this just going to be a zombie movie? It looks like it could be good, and maybe looks like I might want to see it, but it also looks like the thing that it isn’t revealing in the trailer could be that it is a zombie movie. Which I would not appreciate!