The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It?! Contest: Johnny Depp’s New Hair

Did you guys watch VH1’s TLC biopic CrazySexyCool last night? You should have. It wasn’t great, but it was KIND OF great. It hardly even mattered that at the end it just kind of segued into an ad for TLC’s recently released greatest hits album, and you’re like, wait, did I just watch a really long commercial? One of the best two-hour commercials I’ve ever seen! Really the best part about it was — well, the first best part about it was imagining how fun it would be to be cast as a member of TLC in a TLC biopic, but the second best part of it was how watching it directly leads to you searching for all of the clips that they recreated, and then listening to TLC on Spotify all of the next day. Everyone should listen to more TLC. I’M JUST SAYING FACTS. Oh, but I bring it up because, did someone not tell Johnny Depp that the beautiful Drew Sidora has already been cast in the role of T-Boz? And, like, the movie has already been released? And, even if it hadn’t been, that his T-Boz hair needs a lot of work? I mean, not so much that I can’t see where he was going with it — early-TLC T-Boz — but still? DID ANYONE TELL HIM THAT?! Poor Johnny Depp. What about your friends, girl. Why don’t you caption him and cheer him up?! (Full-size haircut photo after the jump.)

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and a special secret about Johnny Depp that will be delivered to him or her in a dream. (Photo via Dlisted.)