“That was a nice, flat, and stable rope jump”?! That’s what you say when your friend NARROWLY ESCAPES DEATH? Nah-uh. That was a dangerous, pointless stunt that SOMEHOW did not end in tragedy. What’s with all of the need for danger, kids? Did you run out of stuff to watch on Netflix? They just put some new stuff up there, you should go check it out! Did you know that the Salinger documentary that pretty much just came out in theaters is already available to stream? It’s nuts. Now that is an exciting time to be had, if you ask me! BE CAREFUl. (Via DailyPicks.)

Previously: This Rope Swing Is Too Big!