How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

How was your day today? Oh, it was good? Wait — are you dating the creator of email? UH, THEN I DON’T THINK IT WAS AS GOOD AS FRAN DRESCHER’S, SO PLEASE STEP ASIDE! From Us Weekly:

Fran Drescher’s email male! The actress has snatched herself a younger man — who just so happens to be the inventor of email! The Happily Divorced actress stepped out with her new boyfriend, Shiva Ayyadurai, at the premiere of Bridegroom at the Academy Motion Picture Arts and Sciences in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Tuesday, Oct. 15.

Drescher, 59, and Ayyadurai, 49, were “very affectionate,” an insider revealed to Us Weekly. At one point, the former Nanny star grabbed his hand and pulled him in close. “He [gave] her a kiss,” the eyewitness added. “They [were] all smiles and [seemed] very into each other and very much in love.”

Ayyadurai developed a full-scale emulation of a mail system he called “EMAIL” as a high school student in 1978 and copyrighted it in 1982.

Hahahaha, “Fran Drescher’s email male!” Oh, boy. This is the reason why you make lemonade of of lemons every day, Us Weekly. For the one moment when you get to make lemonade out of already made lemonade. Great work. But, so, now you know: Fran Drescher is dating the creator of email and they kiss each other and love each other. But how was YOUR day? Better now?