Patrice Wilson continues to prove that the brainstorming technique of looking at whatever is around you, saying it, and having that be the thing you write about (“uhh, I don’t know, desk chair? garbage can? computer? computer in garbage can? computer on fire in garbage can? me with it?”) really CAN work! To create an often completely inappropriate, mind-blowing, intense, super weird nightmare! Ark Music Factory, you’ve done it again! PLEASE STOP!* WHERE ARE THE PARENTS? SERIOUSLY? WHY IS CHINESE FOOD YOUR FANTASY GET A BETTER FANTASY YOU CAN EAT THAT STUFF WHENEVER YOU WANT, PLEASE CALL YOUR PARENTS THERE IS A STRANGE ADULT MAN IN YOUR BEDROOM! (Via Dlisted.)

*It is also more than fair to say that we should all stop paying attention to it. If Ark Music Factory music videos incorporate some Josie and the Pussycats-style subliminal messaging, we — not they — will be at most to blame.