Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments

The Walking Dead comes back this weekend. Are you guys going to watch it? I have never watched it, and I will continue not watching it forever until I am dead and buried. In the afterlife, I will also not watch it. WHO HAS THE TIME? I hope you have a Walking Dead premiere theme party, though. That would be fun! Enjoy it, if you are! Enjoy your weekends even if you aren’t! Maybe go to a pumpkin patch and Instagram some photos of it? See you back here on Monday, byeee!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Gerard Butler Pretending To Go Number 2 In The Street Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#3 djfreshié | Oct 7th Score:34
Thought Ron Howard’s “Backdraft” was hot? @FOX29philly See who’s back doing drafts of her resume because Joyce Evans has been fired
Posted in: Now THIS Is How You Advertise A Local Murder!
#2 hipsterdad | Oct 8th Score:34
“Is Nobamacare one word or two?”


Posted in: Fox News’s High Tech News Room Is Almost Impossibly High Tech
#1 topknot | Oct 7th Score:39
Are we sure he didn’t just take his Alex Jones mask off?
Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Alex Jones Shouts About The Affordable Care Act While Wearing A Top Hat And A Lizard Mask

[Ed. Note: Guys, remember how ridiculous that Fox News newsroom update was? What are they thinking? What’s up with those guys? What’s up with you guys? Oh, right! Congratulations to this week’s top five, and ESPECIALLY to this week’s top one: topknot. You all really put the top in topknot.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 catweazle | Oct 7th Score:-8
I agree with most of that. Now will you finally tell me how your homosexuality is?
Posted in: The Videogum Movie Club: Gravity

[Ed. Note: Maybe this was downvoted because people didn’t know you were referencing that Alex Jones video? Or maybe this was downvoted as part of an inside joke that I don’t understand. I JUST DON’T KNOW ANYMORE!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, Bookface! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

Dr. Feelgood | Oct 7th Score:16
Luke from the Innkeepers responded to the spooky movie club in the comments. Pretty cool. He also signed where he wrote it from. Pretty weird.
Posted in: Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

[Ed. Note: Guys, did you know that Luke from The Innkeepers (apparently) commented on our The Innkeepers post? After I yelled at him the whole time?! What a trooper. I hope “The Thing” joins us next week! I can’t wait to meet “The Thing”!]