At Least We Don’t Have To Play Ping Pong With Knives

Life has its ups and downs, and sometimes it seems like the downs are too down and the ups aren’t up enough, (it’s fine, let’s keep going), but in your darkest moments it is helpful to remember that at least we don’t HAVE to play ping pong with knives. We don’t have to play ping pong at all! But if we did, any regular old ping pong balls would do for us. Thanks but no thanks on the knives, we’re totally fine with just ping pong balls. Really. It’s fine! (Via DailyPicks.)