Now THIS Is How You Advertise A Local Murder!

See who’s trippin’ over her own two feet, racin’ to the televison, tryin’ to get her eyeballs on this red hot story! Breaking Bad shmaking bad, real murder is where it’s at! GIMME! It looks like we’ve almost completely lost sight of the meaning behind everything we’re saying and doing, let’s race to that finish line and jump right off of that Oh No cliff, hurry hurry hurry! TONITE @ NIGHTMARE TIME! (Via Philebrity.)