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O Popcorn Captain! My Popcorn Captain!

O Popcorn Captain! My Popcorn Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The popcorn has weather’d every bag, the popcorn prize we sought is won,
The popcorn is near, the popcorn I hear, the people (sports announcers) all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady kernel, the popcorn vessel gross and everywhere;

(Thanks for the tip, Sean!)