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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments

It’s Emmys weekend, everybody, and you know what that means: VIDEOGUM EMMY VIEWING COMMENT PIZZA PARTY! THAT, VERY UNFORTUNATELY, THIS YEAR COMPETES WITH THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE OF BREAKING BAD! So come back here Sunday night and watch the Emmys before, after, and during the commercial breaks of Breaking Bad with me! Our sweet Breaking Babies will even be there to win awards, so that will almost make up for the fact that they overlap, just kidding! It’ll be fine, though, I promise! See you then!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the House Plumbed With Beer Prank Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 lawblog | Sep 16th Score:34
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,

whipping their hair back and forth

Posted in: Jaden Smith Suggests That Kids Drop Out Of School, Is A Child
#4 lawblog | Sep 16th Score:34
I see why Jesse was so distressed.

 

Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E14: “REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!”
#3 truckasaurus | Sep 16th Score:39
Also I have some TERRIFIC comic relief for us all! It’s a joke I wrote! All by myself!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

I am the one who knocks.

Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E14: “REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!”
#2 lawblog | Sep 16th Score:49
Good lord. Everything in this show is on purpose.

 

Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E14: “REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!”
#1 lawblog | Sep 16th Score:53
Meanwhile, on the other side of town…

 

Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E14: “REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!”

[Ed. Note: And Breaking Bad comments dominate another week! Great job, everybody. As we approach the final two episodes that will surely make us feel terrible, I’m glad we at least have each other. Have a good weekend, bye! Congrats bye!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

briadru4 | Sep 16th Score:-2
Uh, dumb fucking Neo Nazi assholes? I’m just curious. I don’t think it’s obvious that it’s the kids.
Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E14: “REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!”

[Ed. Note: Two people disagree, I guess? I dunno, briadru4.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

lawblog | Sep 17th Score:19
I know whenever I’m in a prank war with my friends I make sure to spend a large amount of money on several kegs of beer, plumbing tubes, 14-15 hidden cameras, 3 large screen monitors, all the necessary cabling and wiring, not to mention the expertise required to replumb an entire house and hook up all those cameras, just so he can be confused for a few minutes and then I can jump out and go “surprise!” and he’ll go “ah. you got me.” Totally worth it.
Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: House Plumbed With Beer Prank

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, lawblog! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

  catweazle | Sep 19th Score:3

Kelly, I think I have to report you to Ethics for this. It breaks my heart to think you might be a PTS or even an SP, but if you can’t let Aaron Paul yell “Bitch!” as much as he wants I really doubt that you will make much progress up the Bridge. If you don’t watch your step, you’re going to get sent to RPF and you’ll never get to find out how Breaking Bad ends!

Posted in: Aaron Paul Pet Puppies On Jimmy Kimmel Live Last Night

[Ed. Note: Oh my god please don’t send me to RPF!!!]