The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: House Plumbed With Beer Prank

It is a nightmare of mine, and I’m sure a nightmare of many reasonable people, to be involved in the type of “prank war” that lead to this video. (If we’re assuming that this video isn’t a “viral video” made by a beer company or whatever, which is almost certainly is.) (But for the sake of not further exhausting ourselves, let’s just act like it’s a normal video.) WHY DO FRIENDS DO THIS TO EACH OTHER? To live constantly on-edge? To remove the small amount of trust that humans gain in each other after forming friendships? To feel more stressed out and alone than you even have to on this stupid planet?! I’ll never understand it. Furthermore, I will never caption it. That’s for you to do!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. (Via Uproxx.)