There are a lot of movie trailers this week. What do you say we just go on ahead and watch some of them, huh? You don’t have to watch all of them because I assure you that you are not going to watch all of them, and it isn’t your job to watch all of them, but you’ll probably at least want to watch some!

Grudge Match

I was feeling a little iffy about this trailer, but when the Macklemore trailer song kicked in? Come on. You know this shit is dope! So, I guess people love seeing these old dudes do the things they used to do when they were young dudes? People must love it. You can’t argue with overwhelming demand!

Homefront

Man, all the people who live in this town are very mean! Didn’t you research it at all before you moved there, Jason Statham? The Internet exists, there’s no excuse. But also I’m not sure why all of these James Franco meth heads are so worried about Jason Statham when the journalist from Under the Dome is in the mix! Guys, you know she is getting back to one of her editors with ALL of this info! She doesn’t quit!!!

Open Windows

“Nightmare?! More like dream!!!!” -YOU, I BET. Movies and movie trailers that show a first-person view of a computer screen make me feel like I’m in a movie after I watch them. That’s all I really have to say about this particular trailer. I’m in a movie now!

Ghost Team One

Oh, good.

Escape From Tomorrow

Hahahah. YES! The director of Escape From Tomorrow, Randy Moore, shot the entire thing inside the Disney parks without the permission of Disney. That’s just a fact, in case you wanted a fact. (OR IS IT? I assume it is, but Disney also seems to be allowing them to distribute it, as it is coming out [on VOD] in October. So.) I think this looks stupid and great. Yes.

All Is Bright

Paul Rudd is always such a Paul Rudd, I don’t care what teeth he has. But, uh, yeah this looks great. Christmas + Paul Rudd + Paul Giamatti is a pretty easy sell. WILL SEE. (Maybe. Will at least think about seeing.)

We Are What We Are

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!

The Railway Man

“WE GOT FIRTH!” Can you imagine? Nailing down Colin Firth for you World War II movie? I’m only talking about it because, yes, this movie looks very good, but ah, I will probably not see it, because I don’t think I can handle it.