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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments

Hey, guys! Do you know what wee-wee-wee-weekend it is? It’s VMA weekend! AWWW YEAAAAH! #moonmen #MTV #the90s So please join us — Videogum and Stereogum, that is — back here on Sunday night for a comment viewing party/drinking game party. ([AIRHORN!]) It’ll be fun. It will at the very least be stupid. I’m excited. So, until then, have a nice weekend! Be safe! See The World’s End! Watch Breaking Bad! Tune into the VMAs! Don’t go outside, okay, bye!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Young Bryan Cranston In Chemistry Club Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Jeb | Aug 16th Score:29
OK, saying “dumb” and doing the college degree dig was unkind, but the gist is correct.

Running an arts organization requires deep and specific knowledge of art history and expertise in shepherding a non-profit group. It’s not controversial to say that starring in Benjamin Button provides you with none of that.

Brad loves art. I love art, too! We should not be on the MOCA board.

He should keep writing checks and show up for the fundraiser cocktails as an enticement to other donors. This is not controversial.

The current trend of disregarding experts is aggravating to me. Having access to Web MD doesn’t make me a fucking doctor. Liking art doesn’t make you a curator. Come on, guys!

Posted in: SOMEONE CALLED BRAD PITT “DUMB”!
#4 pickpocket | Aug 21st Score:30
Oh, look at Mr. “I’m more well off than I was in college” over here!
Posted in: How To Make A Ramen Burger At Home
#3 Frank Lloyd Wrong | Aug 19th Score:31
He’s great! He’s eating on schedule and not keeping us up too much and smells great. A+ baby. Would buy from again.
Posted in: Benedict Cumberbatch Has A Message For The Paparazzi, Ladies
#2 stu | Aug 16th Score:41
I heard the blogs be in great debates all the time

About who’s the best MC — Stu, Patrick M, and werttrew

FLW, Winwood, chris trash, the rest of y’all

New monsters just new monsters, don’t get involved

And I ain’t rockin’ no more Delahaye shit

Kelly and ‘More Sand,’ this is Conaboy autonomous

I’m usually homeboys with the same monsters I’m jokin’ wit

But this is Videogum and them monsters should know what time it is

And that goes for neverabadidea, art dork, koko

manners, garbitrary, old man fatima, specialk

nastyemu, caemen pistaccio, steph, Mac Miller

I got love for you all but I’m tryna murder you monsters

Tryna make sure the Ball never heard of you monsters

Not one more best caption or comment from you monsters

Posted in: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments
#1 catweazle | Aug 21st Score:43
 

 

Posted in: Oh Boy, Dr. Phil

[Ed. Note: Congratulations on your win, catweazle! And congratulations on the most enjoyable version of a joke about that verse that I have ever seen, stu! And congratulations to everyone else for being in the top five. Have an extra drink tonight and quietly tell your significant other that you deserve it, so it’s fine.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 ghostchannels | Aug 21st Score:-16
my buddy once wrote a test article for the onion and they turned it down, and that was way better than this….
Posted in: Movie Sequels That Messed Me Up As A Child

[Ed. Note: Tell your buddy that I’m sorry for his loss, but that doesn’t mean he has to be rude to other people who are writing funny things on blogs!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

stu | Aug 20th Score:27
 

 

It was his involvement in another school club that truly hinted at his future role.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It?! Contest: Young Bryan Cranston In Chemistry Club

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, stu! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

  topknot | Aug 19th Score:28

Shall I compare thee to a rose?
Contractually, yes, I shall.

Posted in: Best New Party Game: The Bachelorette-Inspired Poetry

[Ed. Note: A very good and correct poem.]