Will anyone ever be cast in 50 Shades of Grey, or does the 50 Shades of Grey movie exist only as a possible casting report pageview scheme by tabloid websites and blogs? I’LL NEVER TELL, LOL! Forget I said anything, LOL! But the latest news in deciding which man or women will play the guy and lady in the “upcoming” 50 Shades of Grey movie is that Cara Delevigne, the 21-year-old beautiful model I love — because of how beautiful she is and also because of how she is friends with Rihanna and because of how cool it would be if I could be friends with both of them — could play the lady! From the Daily Mail:

She’s made no secret of her desire to be a film star and it seems that Cara Delevingne may have struck gold – or grey- with her latest move. The 20-year-old model [Ed. Note: She turned 21 recently.] has reportedly auditioned for a highly coveted role in the hotly anticipated Fifty Shades Of Grey movie. Cara, who has seen her star rapidly rise this year, apparently impressed producers in her audition for the movie adaptation of E.L. James’ erotic trilogy.

A source told The Sun: ‘Cara is a front-runner for a part. She’s desperate to get the gig and has always said that she wanted to be taken seriously as an actress.’

Insiders have revealed that Cara became close friends with actor Aaron Taylor-Johnson during her film debut in the 2012 Hollywood remake of Anna Karenina, alongside Keira Knightley and Jude Law. And it just so happens that Aaron’s wife Sam Taylor Wood is directing the upcoming Fifty Shades movie.

Wait, 50 Shades of Grey is a trilogy? Isn’t any book fad ever just one thing anymore?! (“Isn’t any book fad ever just one thing anymore?” she asked, as the last shovel of dirt was thrown over her mouth.) But, sure, this sounds good to me. She is beautiful and has the best eyebrows in the business, who cares, give her everything. Right? Or should BEN AFFLECK play the lady in 50 Shades of Grey? Is that what you think?! Let me know! #DelevigneVsAffleck50Shades