How Much Would You Have To Be Paid To Be Wolverine For A Few Years?

A couple million dollars? Like, they would DEFINITELY have to make it worth my while. I don’t know much about Wolverine, but I know he has those hand claws, and those are probably really, really uncomfortable. Not to mention hard for blogging, so I wouldn’t be able to do my job. And I’d have to figure out whether or not they wanted me to take up any of Wolverine’s duties (fight crime?) or if the terms were just that I had to have a Wolverine body. There would be a lot of questions I’d have about it, but if they were willing to offer me a couple mill– wait, how much is the National Inquirer saying they’re offering Hugh Jackman to do it?!

HUGH JACKMAN has been offered an astronomical $100 million to sign on for four more Wolverine movies – but insiders say he may turn it down.

The 44-year-old Aussie hunk is said to be wary about inking a long-term deal – even though this one would double his net worth.

“Hugh has a big decision to make,” a close pal told The ENQUIRER. “It’s not every day an actor gets offered this kind of paycheck, but Hugh vowed never to lock himself into any multipicture deals after ‘X-Men.’ He hasn’t given any kind of answer yet, so at least he’s considering it.”

Wait. $100 million to sign on for a few years of Wolverine MOVIES?!?!?! This guy doesn’t even have to be Wolverine for real?! He gets to take off his Wolverine costume at the end of the day and go home and do whatever he wants AS A HUMAN BEING?!!!! Ugh. I’ll never understand Hollywood.