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That’s Your Girlfriend: The Woman Asking For Money For Bigger Boobs On The Side Of The Road

“I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her. Ahhhh, I’m sorry; I just never get tired of saying that! I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her. The thing about Tina — which I believe is her name, because it says it on her shirt — is that she doesn’t let anything get in her way. Take my ex-girlfriend, for instance. When she met me I had a different girlfriend, Sarah, and she walked right up to Sarah and said, “Is this your boyfriend?” Sarah said, “Yeah,” and then Tina said, “Not anymore,” and grabbed me and kissed me, right there at the mall! Can you believe it?! That’s just my Tina. So when she told me she was going to stand out on the side of the road with a sign about how she wasn’t homeless, but how she did want bigger boobs, since homeless people, etc., do it all the time and it works for them, I just had to look at her and say: “You go, girl.” You go out there and take what you want. Do I love her now, even with her just medium-large chest? Of course. But you can’t fully love someone until she fully loves herself, and I think this is a step towards that.” -You

From KSDK:

She says she wasn’t sure what kind of reaction she would get or if she’d actually collect any money. She did. And she says she also collected plenty of smiles and laughs as well.

Amen. (Via Uproxx.)