408 Hot Air Balloons Attempt A World Record

“Oh my gosh,” she said, “look up in the sky!” It was the day of the 2013 Lorraine Mondial international hot air balloon festival, where 408 balloons were to set off simultaneously in an attempt to beat the standing world record of 343. “No way, Jessica,” he said, fixing his stare on his sandwich, “You always do this — ‘oooh, look up in the sky.'” “…What?” she asked. “You’re like, ‘Oooh, look up in the sky,’ and then I look up in the sky and there’s just like a cloud or a bird or whatever, and I look like an idiot. You always make me look so stupid. Not this time.” She couldn’t remember a time when she had pulled such a prank. “What are you talking about? Are you okay?” “‘Ooh, whaat are yoou talllking about, are yooou okkaaayyy,'” he mocked. As Jessica got up to walk away, closer to the balloons, her boyfriend called after her in his ‘Jessica’ voice, “‘Oooooh, be sure to loook up at the skkkyyyy, I wouldn’t want you to misss annyyythiiiiing.'” Jessica looked at him and was just like, “WHAT?!” The End. (Via TheDailyMail.)