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Bam Margera: Still The Worst!

Bam Margera has always been the worst from the very beginning and NO SPOILERS it turns out he’s still the worst! From TMZ:

Bam Margera was arrested in Iceland yesterday … over a rental car he DESTROYED last year and never paid for, this according to the “Jackass” star himself.

Oh cool. There is nothing better than a story about a grown man acting like an out of control spoiled piece of shit in a ’80s comedy about human garbage as told by the human garbage himself as if it is yet another triumph patch on his Assholes of America sash. Here is how Bam described the damage he caused:

“I kicked the door in because I was pissed one night … and then there was a scratch over there that they had to replace the whole panel for,” Bam said.

“The back got hit, and then there was … I’ve been painting like with oil paints so oil paints get everywhere so there was like blue paint all over the inside of the car.”

He kicked in the door of a rental car because he was “pissed”? Neat. What a neat person. It’s fun to just hear everyone’s story, you know? We are all special unique snowflakes. Also, he has been doing oil paintings lately, so he took all of his paints with him to Iceland and then opened the paints in his rental car? During a five day trip? That adds up. Life is a many funny things. What a piece of shit asshole this guy is! (P.S. I still think the Jackass movies are works of art that belong in a fancy museum, but maybe in 100 years when the artworks need to be restored to their original glory, the museum can hire Cecilia Gimenz’s gaseous-form post-human avatar to fix Bam’s face.)