In This World, Nothing Can Be Said To Be Certain, Except Death, Taxes, And Local News Bloopers

You never know what surprising turns life is going to take next, but you always know there will be a local news blooper probably involving an inadvertent penis drawing or an anchorwoman saying “and now fuck to you I MEAN FUCK TO YOU I MEAN BACK TO FUCK, Robin!” when you get there. (Via Gawker.)