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Bruce Willis Seems Pretty Chill, Just Kidding!

Dear Mom and Dad,

How are you guys? I’m doing great! It’s really great out here in London. My friends are all good, my apartment is nice, I love my job. Plus we have a new Royal Baby now, which you might have heard about! Haha. I’m just playing around, Mom and Dad. Hmm, let me think if I have any good stories to share from work…Oh, I got to interview Bruce Willis recently! It was cool. He was such a pro. You’d think that after a long day of press interviews, even the actors who have been doing this kind of thing for a long time would get kind of tired and bored, but Bruce stayed cool and professional the whole time. He completely seemed to understand that we were both there to do very specific jobs and that neither of us, like, won a fucking contest or something and was doing this just because it was something they enjoyed doing. Or something. If that makes sense? Like, he definitely got the fact that I was there doing my job, to interview him in order for him to promote his movie, and he was there doing his job, to answer questions about his movie. He was great. We became close and I think we might even go out for dinner next time he’s in town. Really cool. He was awesome. Thanks for believing in me throughout my young adulthood and not pushing me to get some sort of boring normal job like Lawyer or Doctor or whatever, some kind of job where I wouldn’t have to interact with Bruce Willis. Thanks a fucking lot.

Love,
The guy doing this interview (Jamie Edwards) (your son)

Uh. Okay. Thanks, Bruce! This has been fun! (Though it was a little unprofessional of the journalist when he never asked Bruce even once if he remembered when he was on Friends. Ask about what the people want to hear about!) (Via Celebitchy.)