You don’t have to be rhythmic gymnast Shin Soo-ji throwing out the first pitch at the Doosan bears-Samsung Lions game in Korea last week to know that I’m using throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game as a metaphor for coming back to work after a long holiday weekend! Play ball! Do a spin move and impress everybody, or just get through the day as best you can, maybe surf the Internet more than usual and leave a little bit early, we’re not here to judge! Just get that first pitch out! PUH-LAY BALL! (Via LaughingSquid.)