This Week, Colonel Sanders Guest Stars On A Very Special Antiques Roadshow

Everything about this is perfect. Bringing this suit on Antiques Roadshow is perfect. Setting it next to that painting is perfect. Describing your grand-parents’ basement is perfect. Calling it “White Castles” is perfect. The fact that the appraiser is wearing the same suit as the Colonel Sanders suit you are trying to appraise is perfect. This is why television was invented. Television, also, is perfect.