How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

This is a photo from Jared Leto’s recent shoot with Terry Richardson for Candy magazine. So is this and this and this. AND THIS! Ahhhhhh! Keep YOUR shirt on, Terry, my goodness! You aren’t the star of this show, Jared Leto is the star of this show! And his star is shining so bright! And this show is so scary and makes me feel nervous and forces one to think about what it would be like to hang out with both Terry Richardson and Jared Leto at the same time in the same, I can only imagine, tiny, brightly-lit white room with no windows and suspicious garbage on the floor, which is WORST OF ALL! Of course, Jared Leto appears in drag in this Terry Richardson photo shoot because he plays a transsexual in the upcoming movie The Dallas Buyers Club, which I guess makes enough sense. Is it necessary? I don’t know. YOU TELL ME! Who can say what is and is not necessary in this nightmare world, but it certainly isn’t nonsensical, and Jared Leto certainly isn’t bad at doing photo shoots in drag. Does he look like Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel like some are claiming? Uhhhhh. You tell me again. He certainly has bangs and eyes!  I guess I’ll I’m trying to say is that Jared Leto did a photo shoot with Terry Richardson for  Candy magazine and I want you to be just as aware of it as I am, because if we are not in this together then I don’t know what I’ll do. Deal with it alone?! Yeah right. So now that we’re both in this ship, would you care to tell me how your day was? What did you eat for lunch? Are you doing anything fun tonight? Was waking up this morning difficult or easy? Did you hear about anything historic happening or anything like that, or no? TELL MEEEEEEEE. (Via TerrysDiary.)