America Finally Ready To Accept The Truth About Never Been Kissed

It’s a big day in America today. We are finally opening our eyes as a nation and accepting a lot of realities that up until very recently, a majority of us refused to accept despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary and the dulcet plea for compassion. The march of progress moves ever forward, but not always at the pace that we would like, and not always with the surest footing, and so it is that it has taken the United States, supposedly one of the greatest and most advanced civilizations in the history of humankind, 14 long and painful years since the original release of Drew Barrymore’s Never Been Kissed to finally admit once and for all that that’s not how Pi goes. Pi is actually 3.14159265359. (Via KatieHeaney.)