Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments

What a week. Tony. Paula. Instagram. North. It’s all a bit much to take in, I’m sure. Luckily we have the weekend to decompress. What are you guys doing? Anything fun? World War Z? JK. That movie. Why does a big budget action-adventure summer movie starring Brad Pitt feel like such a CHORE? Especially the week after Man of Steel, I mean, Jeburs H. Crimbus! It’s gonna be OK, summer movies. Hang in there, buddies. Seriously, though, what are you guys doing? Why won’t anyone tell me what they are doing? I don’t get invited to fun parties all the time, I’m used to it, just tell me!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the The French Press Of Bel-Air Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choices.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 waitingforguffman | Jun 17th Score:28
The irony of asking a question about gender inequality at a BEAUTY PAGEANT may be all the answer we need.
Posted in: I’m Sorry, Miss South Carolina, But We’ve Found Someone New
#4 ladyrainicorn | Jun 18th Score:28
The problem is that “casting people outside their race” always seems to mean “cast white people as everybody.”
Posted in: Can We Talk About This Johnny Depp Thing For A Second (Again)?
#3 Chris Trash | Jun 20th Score:28
R.I.P. Gabe’s anti-celebrity eulogy stance.
Posted in: Heaven Just Got A Little More James Gandolfini
#1 topknot | Jun 17th Score:30
What if she’s right?
Posted in: I’m Sorry, Miss South Carolina, But We’ve Found Someone New

[Assoc. Ed. Note: “What if she’s right?” That’s what I’m going to ask for on my tombstone. “Right about what?!” people will think when they pass by. Spoooooky! Good job, guys! Have a nice weekend!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 champ | Jun 17th Score:-4
His Dawn of the Dead remake is a piece of garbage.
Posted in: The Videogum Movie Club: Man Of Steel

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Four people disagree!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, catweazle! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

  catweazle | 10:17am Score:7

So, I consider my “I woke up with a bat flying around my bedroom and had to get a full course of rabies shots in case it bit me in my sleep” story to be one of my best anecdotes, but I recently told it to someone who was totally unimpressed and thought I was silly for getting the shots because I guess when she was a kid there were bats everywhere all the time (she didn’t say, but I assume she grew up in hell?). Maybe she’s the one who made this video.

Posted in: Batman Theme, With Bat Sounds

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Two horrifying stories in one, a+.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

Matthew Schwartz | Jun 20th Score:13
Kurt Cobain RIP
Posted in: Heaven Just Got A Little More James Gandolfini

[Ed. Note: And so it is.]