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The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The French Press Of Bel-Air

Most of us, when we are walking down the street and a very, very stupid pun pops into our head, think to ourselves, well that was a very stupid pun, whoops don’t step in that mess! Not so for Randy Liedtke, who commissioned a friend to sew tiny clothes, and who painstakingly recreated the logo design as well as painstakingly location scouted the exact shot-for-shot places to make the French Press of Bel-Air a reality. And now here we are. It will outlive us all, I’m sure. These guys know what I’m talking about. Now I’m not saying you should do this with other shows, but you could. Don’t! But you could! Like, Everybody Loves Raisins, or Saved by the Bell Pepper. You could take a picture of a bunch of houseplants on a couch in front of a fountain and call it Fronds. You cou’d even do movies! God, why would you ever? But you could. Like a piece of pork wearing a Detroit Lions jacket sitting on the hood of red Mercedes convertible that says Beverly Hills Chop. Or a bunch of breakfast burritos sitting in various poses against a light purple gradient that says The Breakfast Burrito Club. That may be the worst one yet! It’s almost as lazy as it is awful! In the words of Captain Star Trok of the S.S. Four Years Ago, I challenge you to do better.

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Or should I say this week’s Monsters’ Bell Pepper?! (LOLOLOLOL. No.)