The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption it? Contest: Bill Nye At The Man Of Steel Premiere

Oh, Bill Nye. You were a major figure in our childhoods and now you’re a semi-major figure in our adulthoods. A person for whom we still carry a lot of fondness, even though the smirking way in which the Internet presents you to us — half with honest love, half with condescending nostalgia — often makes us uncomfortable. BI-BI-BI-BI-BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY! Here he is at the premiere of Man of Steel, acting in the way we’ve always known him to act: directly on point. But what is he thinking?! Please tell me with a caption, I’m dying to know!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. (Image via Buzzfeed.)