Child Has Right Idea, Steals Car To Escape Church

As someone who went to Catholic school for most of her childhood, and as someone who during first and second grade had to go to church every morning before school began, I’d like to say: STEAL THAT CAR, KID!* CHURCH IS HELLA BORING AND SOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOONG! YOU’RE A GOOD ENOUGH DRIVER, JUST TAKE THE THING, DRIVE HOME, AND WATCH CARTOONS! (Thanks for the tip, werttrew!)

*DO IT!**
**Ugh, fine don’t do it. Be safe.