The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Young Christopher Walken Headshot Edition

Admittedly, this isn’t much of a contest these days. Our commenting system currently lacks its upvoting functionality (and also its downvoting functionality) and so there is no way to scientifically PROVE whose comment was the most successful. We can only SURMISE. But perhaps this is even more pure. Commenting for commenting’s sake! The democratization of something or other. Seriously, though, this young Christopher Walken headshot is pretty dope. Look at this kid! He could do it all. Wear short sleeves? You got it. Wear long sleeves? Yessir. Wear long sleeves rolled into short sleeves? Uh, yeah. What about a coat? Here’s your fucking coat. IS THIS WHERE THE TERM TRIPLE THREAT COMES FROM?! (Oh by the way, I just watched Seven Pscyhopaths last week and it’s really great. So enjoyable. I could watch Sam Rockwell and Christopher Walken be in a movie together about the phonebook. Is this fun? How every day I tell you about something that I finally got around to reading/seeing a week earlier? Do we like this? Is this our cool new thing we do together?) But and so? Caption this photo. Not for the glory or the praise, but simply because it’s the right thing to do. (Image via the New York Public Library.)