All of our old friends are nearly back in our living rooms! HURRY UP, DON DRAPER, YOU BIG OLD JERK! Today AMC released the character portraits from the upcoming season, along with a new trailer that tells you absolutely nothing about anything. Not that we want to know! Keep the spoilers away from us, AMC! But also keep your pointless trailers away, we don’t need them, WE’RE GOING TO WATCH! So in lieu of a proper hint at what season six holds for us, all we have left are our own imaginations and our own captions, intended for any one of the newly released portraits.

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and a kiss* from Don Draper! :-O (Via MadMen.)

*Not true.