This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

The big trailer this week is the trailer for The Hangover III, but there is also a trailer for that Joss Whedon Shakespeare movie and also a new Noah Baumbach movie and also the new Sofia Coppola movie so actually there’s plenty of trailers, really. It’s a wolfpack of TRAILERS! Hahaha. Do u get it? Tell us in the comments if u get it.

The Hangover III

Are you guys excited for this movie? Haha. Wait, are you?! I think this movie trailer really captures the way that the world has changed since the first Hangover came out, which is to say that in just a few short years this franchise has turned Zach Galifianakis into such a movie star that the trailer focuses almost entirely on him, but this franchise has also turned Zach Galifianakis into such a movie star that fans of Zach Galifianakis no longer feel like they have to pretend to like the Hangover series in order to be supportive of his career! He’s doing really well!

The Bling Ring

I think if you watch the Bling Ring back to back with Spring Breakers you turn into a puddle of liquid cocaine. Of course, this is a Sofia Coppola movie, so the real question is: WHAT HOTEL DO THEY JUST CASUALLY HAPPEN TO LIVE IN AS IF ALL OF US LIVE IN HOTELS AND THAT IS WHAT REAL LIFE IS LIKE LOL?!

Frances Ha

This movie looks real ’90s but that’s fine, there were lots of good movies in the ’90s. More often than not, I find these movies pretty boring and tiresome and self-indulgent but I’m always interested in giving them another chance to prove me wrong. Best of luck to all the movies!


Remember when there was that rash of copycat disaster movies where every six months an asteroid would be heading towards Earth that a team of oil rig workers would have to learn how to be astronauts to destroy, and two different volcanoes would be about to erupt in Times Square and all that stuff? It’s funny that we’re in a similar phase now but with low-budget end of the world comedies. Things that make you go HUH.

Stories We Tell

This is supposed to be a good documentary, I guess.

Behind the Candelabra Teaser

Ugh. You are seriously going to make a Liberace biopic in which Michael Douglas and Matt Damon get gayed up to the rafters and do a raw-dog sex scene together and then release a trailer with some fucking PIANO KEYS? SHAME ON YOU, MARKETING TEAM! #art


Oh, cool, said the person who had always wished they would remake Crash but about Instagram or whatever.

Much Ado About Nothing

I’m sorry, because I know that there is nothing more powerful than a Joss Whedon’s fan’s unquestioning love for anything Joss Whedon farts out of his brainhole, and I am sorry because this movie might even turn out to be delightful and fun, but I have to say that this trailer at least looks corny as fuuuuuuuuck. I’m totally fine with being wrong about the end result, I just felt like that needed saying.

Jay And Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie