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Are You The East Yorkshire Batman?

Hey, quick question, where were you on the morning of February 25th? It’s definitely no big deal and you’re not in trouble or anything, but– wait, what’s that? “Not in East Yorkshire,” you said? Hah. Uh, well, let me first make it clear that I’m not in the business of calling people liars. I like to trust people, I just find that outlook much easier, life it too short to be so suspicious, but the fact that you said that you weren’t in East Yorkshire, the exact location I had in mind before I even said it, rather than the place where you “were” — you understand how that seems a little odd, right? Well, let me as you this: Do you currently own a batman costume? Yes? No, sure, lots of people have Batman costumes from past Halloweens. I don’t think it’s an unfair question, though. You seem a bit hostile! Aren’t you friends with this criminal, though? Did you bring him into the police station dressed as Batman for some reason? ARE YOU THE EAST YORKSHIRE BATMAN?


“SHOW YOURSELF.” – Christian Bale Batman voice. (Via i09.)