This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

It’s time to sing the trailers song! Come on, you know how it goes! Trailers/trailers/trailers/trailers trailers trailers/trailers/trailers/and trailers/trailers trailers trailers trailers trailers/ding dong. (Love that song.)

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2

I did not like this movie when it was called Journey to the Center of the Earth 2: We Are On An Island Now, but at least that movie had The Rock in it. The Rock is dope now!

The Conjuring

NOOOOOOOOOO! It has gotten to the point where horror movie TRAILERS are so scary that you don’t even need to see the actual movie. This is plenty, thank you very much. Also what single mother of two young children is listening to The Zombies? SNOPES. But also I will tell you this: when I move into a sprawling, slightly run-down country house I am going to INVEST IN A FEW LAMPS.


Hey, I love Pixar almost unconditionally, but FUCK PLANES.

6 Souls

Something tells me that this movie is going to be bad, which is unfortunate, because I like thrillers about multiple personality disorder (see: Primal Fear) and a thriller in which it turns out that one of the personalities is actually the devil is a fun idea, and both of these actors are good. Maybe I’m growing too cynical in my old age. I don’t trust anything anymore. As the great hologram once said, where is the love, and the answer is I don’t know but I bet this movie isn’t very good.