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Nightmare Incident Report: TOO MANY BATS

Date Witnessed: February 27, 2013
Time Witnessed: 10:15AM, EST
Location Of Nightmare: Queensland, Australia
Brief Description Of Nightmare: Thousands of bats have invaded school grounds. School continued to be held among the thousands of bats and their droppings until a six-year-old boy was chased, caught, and bitten by one of them. CHASED (CHASED!), CAUGHT, AND BITTEN. Later, a woman says “feeding time,” referring to the bats’ “feeding time,” because she has to take her children inside during “feeding time.” “FEEDING TIME.” Many images of huge bat colony seen.
Description Of Suspect: LIKE, A BILLION BATS.

NIGHTMARE INCIDENT REPORT COMPLETE. THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS NIGHTMARE SAFE FOR OTHERS. JUST KIDDING. OBVIOUSLY THIS NIGHTMARE REPORT HAS ONLY SPREAD THE NIGHTMARE. NIGHTMARE INFESTATION HAS BEGUN. I DO APOLOGIZE. (Via Abroath.)