That’s Your Boyfriend: Self-Proclaimed Jedi Master Alain Bloch

[Ed. Note: Publishing this will increase our Star Wars coverage in the past 24 hours to 2 posts. Let your boyfriend know that if he wants to check out the site, today would be the day to do it. “Happen often this does not,” you can say to him. He’ll get it. Thx. Now onto you!] “Before you ask: No, I have not taken one of my boyfriend Alain Bloch’s combat choreography Star Wars lightsaber classes. It’s not how we met, or anything. We met at a cafe — I asked him about his unusual clothing and he explained that he was a Jedi Master on his way from teaching a class in lightsaber training. Having not seen any of the Star Wars films, I was confused but definitely intrigued. He sounded so powerful and so knowledgable! He explained to me that he and his students were working on being mindful and unlocking the secrets of the universe, which, ok I know it sounds a little out there, but it was nice to meet someone so in touch with himself and the world around him! A spiritual guy, for once! Ugh, it was just such a relief — I’ve been dating a lot of jerks lately. Associated Press actually juat did a segment on my boyfriend and his teachings, and I am just so excited to see it. Can we– Are we going to watch the clip now? Great! Ok, let’s do it.” – You

“Wait. So. IT’S JUST A ROOM FULL OF ADULTS PLAYING WITH LIGHT UP TOYS?” – You. [Ed. Note: I do apologize to those are you whose boyfriends are included in this video who we could not focus on today. I’m sure your first date was wonderful and you asked so many questions, and I’m sure Mr. Dark Side has a sweet side that he only shows you. Maybe next time. Force be with you until then.] (Via Metro.)