Wake Up, Everybody! Welcome Back!

There’s nothing like a three-day weekend to make you feel like weekends are never long enough, EVEN IF they have an extra day in them. The night before is just as full of dread. The alarm clock is just as piercing. The air outside of your bed is just as cold, and the shower never gets much warmer. The coffee is never provided quickly enough, and never gives the full amount of relief you anticipated. Is this how it always tastes? How it always feels? Has coffee stopped working for you? Ugh, as if you needed another disappointment. Or maybe you like your job and are happy enough to get back into the swing of things, plus you have a bunch of fun stuff planned this week that you’re really looking forward to! And you’re feeling pretty good about your office Oscar pool? Who knows! Everyone is different. Everyone handles their three-day weekends differently. In any case, welcome baaaack! (Via TastefullyOffensive.)