Just Some Stuff You Don’t Want To Know About Ke$ha

It’s always a little uncomfortable when you’re hanging out with friends and one of them corners you to talk about something a bit too personal, because you want to be a good friend and listen and offer whatever insights you can give, but also you want to be a normal human and say, “I don’t particularly want to hear about the weird thing your body did while you were in that girl’s bathroom,” or whatever. (I don’t know, I’ve never talked to a friend?) But imagine instead of a friend it’s Ke$ha, and instead of hanging out she’s talking to BBC Radio 1 about her new MTV show My Crazy Beautiful Life, and instead of cornering you a blogger read it and now that blogger is forcing you to read it too because if that blogger has to be thrown down this pee hole to hell, you’re coming with her. From Us:

Talking about the show in a recent interview with BBC Radio 1, the “Die Young” singer, 25, revealed some of what fans can expect to see on the show, which was filmed by her brother, Lagan Sebert, over a two-and-a-half-year period. (Sebert is a journalist.)

“We didn’t know what we were doing per se, but it’s my little brother and he’s my best friend,” the star told the station. “He got me wasted at 6 a.m….He got all the things you would want to see and all the things you wouldn’t really want to see — [me] making out with dudes, drinking my own pee, jumping out of a building, jumping out of aeroplanes, swimming with sharks…”

(Sebert is a pee journalist.) Cooooooool brother! Little brothers can be so weird. It’s like one day they’re getting you drunk at 6AM in order to film it for MTV and the next day they’re like, “When we play Mario Kart, this time I want to be Toad,” and you’re like, “BUT I’M ALWAYS TOAD.” One day they’re filming you make out with dudes and DRINK YOUR OWN PEE with no other explanation given, and the next day they’re off to college and it’s like, when did they even get so old? Little weirdos. So, uh, sorry about this story! I hope your day is going well!