But Wait, What Did Donald Trump Think Of Beyonce’s Super Bowl Half-Time Performance?

How many Twitter events ago did the Super Bowl happen? 400 Twitter events? “Well, there was that time when the new monopoly piece and the US Postal Service cutting Saturday service were announced on the same day, uhhh, the snowstorm, the Pope, the Grammys, that last Girls episode, the #SOTU, the water bottle, uhh,” that’s you, going through your Twitter account trying to figure out how many Twitter events there have been since the Super Bowl. YOU BIG TWEETER! Suffice to say, it was so many “TE”s ago (this post isn’t about Twitter in any way, it’s just that “TE”s are how I measure time) and yet somehow we haven’t heard what Donald Trump thought of Beyonce’s half-time performance yet? Whaaaaaaaat? BUT THIS IS A THING THAT oh wait he did talk about it! From ONTD:

“When Beyoncé was thrusting her hips forward in a very suggestive manner,” Trump commented, “if someone else would have done that it would have been a national scandal. I thought it was ridiculous… I thought it was not appropriate.…”

But Trump also noticed that what he perceived as scandalous wasn’t by most viewers and the rest of country. “There’s been no mention of it,” he concluded. “So, obviously, it must not have been so bad. She gets a pass.”

Ok! Hahah. “If Bruno Mars would’ve done it we would’ve heard about it. If Rihanna were up there thrusting, you know someone would’ve had a problem. Adele? A-YES. But Beyonce? Nooooo.” I just wish Donald Trump would fast-forward a bit through the backlog of stuff he needs to comment on so we can finally know if he thinks Lena Dunham could have ever gotten with someone like Patrick Wilson IRL. What do you think, Donald?! Why did she do the thing with the shower? And the table tennis, would that have ever happened? What did the steaks mean? Let us knooooooow!