John Didn’t Eat The Sprinkles, Mom! Lay off!

Mom, all the evidence you’re presenting here is circumstantial. Yes, the sprinkles are half empty and spilled across the counter, and yes John’s face and the inside of his mouth are covered in them, but, uh, well, the fact is that he didn’t eat the sprinkles. Ok? Nope. Hmm? Oh, no. Nope. He did not. (Via ClipNation.)