JJ Abrams To Direct New Space Balls Movie!

[Pictured: J.J Abrams (right) with his father.]

J.J. Abrams, the creator of Lost and Felicity and Alias and the director of The Mission Impossible III and Star Trek: Turn Off The Dark has been tapped to direct a new Space Balls movie! Apparently, he will be updating it a little for the kids, so now Pizza the Hut will be Papa John’s The Hut, and instead of saying “May the Schwartz be with you,” the beloved character Yogurt will now say “May the Samsung Galaxy Evernote III SmartPad be SEXT you.” All in all, very exciting nerds I MEAN NEWS.