This Is Just A Good Way To Describe Wine

Yes, Mr. Waiter, we are just about ready to order, but we did have a couple of questions about the order. This charcuterie plate, would you say that it is large and overwhelming like Terrence Malick in Tree of Life, or small and thoughtful like Thomas McCarthy in Win Win? OK, great. And the salmon’s preparation is new and surprising like Shailene Woodley in The Descendents, or a more classic dish, like Maggie Smith in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel? Perfect. Thank you. Has anyone ever told you that you’re “fit and stupid” like Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading? HAHAHAHA I BET YOU DO GET THAT A LOT. People love to talk about Burn After Reading, don’t they? Now please stop talking and go put in our order. (Via BestRoofTalkEver.)