Now Casting Girls: The Reality Show

From Craigslist:

Ever feel like life in the big frantic city is just too much? Are you a twenty-something young woman seeking fame, fortune, love or even a hookup with potential? How do you get from here to there when you can’t even get a seat on the L train! Come to a casting call with our Emmy-winning production company and tell us your dreams and woes, your highs and lows, your tales of *** in the city and the outrageous opportunities that have come your way. Is your circle of friends bound together by not just the parties, fights, and brunches but frequent bouts of commiserating over your struggles? It isn’t easy taking the road less travelled, but making it as a writer, designer, entrepreneur, actress/model or glorified dog walker never is!

The real life television show we are making follows the trials and tribulations of an ensemble of wise-beyond-their-years young ladies. We are with you living the dream in hipster Brooklyn and lower Manhattan. Only well educated and cultured extroverts need apply. Are you thinking about that show–“Girls?” Well we didn’t say it but. . that you mention it.

Well we didn’t say it but. . that you mention it. Actually, you did say it, lunatic. This seems like a really fun. opportunity, ladies! Find out what really happens when people stop being dog walkers and start being BRUNCH. I’m not sure if it would be more fun to be ON this show or just to WATCH WHAT HAPPENS! You can’t even get a seat on the L train, you idiot! Get on TV! This is all around just the best. If you’re interested, just hang out in Astor Place talking about your Tumblr. They’ll let you know.