Homemade Mechanical Bull Accident

It’s always very disappointing when ideas that sound so good in your head don’t pan out in reality. “I’ll just set one alarm today for earlier than normal and trust that I won’t turn it off instead of snoozing it, and then I’ll wake up early and get a bunch of work done ” is one example. “I’m going to jump on a trampoline,” is another example. “I’m going to make a homemade, very dangerous version of something that is already a little risky and then put it way too high off of the ground without any padding underneath and, actually, I’ll just put it over concrete and some pipes,” is perhaps the most pertinent right now. (Via SayOMG.)