That’s Your Boyfriend: Alex Jones

Where did you guys meet? I bet that’s a fun story! I love to hear the stories about how cute couples met. Oh wait, hold on, your boyfriend has more to say. SHHHH I AM TRYING TO LISTEN TO YOUR BOYFRIEND HE IS SO FUN AND FASCINATING AHAHAHAHAHHAHA ALEX JONES YOU ARE TOO MUCH YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR EYE ON THIS ONE OR I MIGHT JUST STEAL HIM AWAY!

You’ve got to kiss a lot of guns if you want to catch an Alex Jones! #SuicidePills (Via Politico.)