We’ve almost reached the end of our first day back to work after the holiday season and boy are my everythings tired! It’s hard (“hard”) (not hard) (I apologize for even suggesting in jest that it is hard) to look for red hot celebrity gossip and buzzworthy viral vids all day when your mind is still on Twilight Zone marathons and dressing fancy and eating everything and taking a nap whenever you feel like it and having a fancy cocktail during the daytime. WHERE DID THE GOOD TIMES GO? How were your good times? Were they good or not so good? Was your holiday like Eva Mendes’s, meaning was it without Ryan Gosling for reasons about which we can and MUST speculate? Or was it like Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s, meaning did you take a vacation to a resort in Cabo San Lucas with John Krasinski and Emily Blunt and Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Kimmel’s wife, and also did you meet up with George Clooney and Stacy Keibler for dinner one night? Somewhere in between? A little of one, a bit of the other? Mine was good! I went home for a while, I came back to my Brooklyn home for a while, I ended up seeing Les Mis twice, not because I wanted to see it twice necessarily but also I didn’t mind because I thought it was actually very good. New Year’s Eve was stupid but fine, like it always is. Did you listen to Gabe on the Yo, Is This Racist? podcast? I did, but DON’T TELL HIM. How many times did you see Les Mis? Did you see Django Unchained and pretty much love it even though you had a few problems with it like everybody else? (I did not see it.) (I will someday, probably!) How is your family doing? Did you get the WiiU games you wanted? HOW WAS YOUR HOLIDAY?