Miss Venezuela Is OUR Generation’s Miss South Carolina

It’s obviously difficult to answer questions in a foreign language, but also she didn’t. Whatever. Like you’ve never strung together a completely nonsensical string of half-words-mostly-sounds in a language you clearly had only picked up from Bazooka Joe comics and radio jingles on national television at a beauty contest in response to a question about LAWS. We’ve all been there. That is what brought me and Miss Venezuela, my wife, together in the first place! We love to pickles and balloons so now and thank what. (Via HyperVocal.)