Sometimes Being A Parent Means Being A Jerk

Do you think that your parents aren’t going to film you doing one of the cutest things you’re ever going to do in your whole damn adorable life, even though it’s going to make you intensely embarrassed when you find out they’re doing it? (Your parents later uploading it onto the Internet, which is another thing entirely, does not get a pass from me, for the record.) Give me a break, kid. Maybe don’t fake-read a book to exclusively the NOSE of your dog, who is hiding under the bed, like a fucking angel send from Cute Heaven if you don’t want to be filmed. Get real. Welcome to Earth. Say “I love you” to your dad. (DailyPicks.)