Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

A friend sent me a video last night that is eight minutes of a ridiculous couple talking about being vegan together. Look, make whatever choices you want in this life, even if some of them are so extreme as to be unhealthy and against the natural design of the human body, not to mention the suggestion of a complete disinterest in pleasure (I have a few problems with veganism! No time! No time!). Life is hard enough as it is, you do you, man. But boy oh boy, that video is insane. I think it takes 45 minutes to explain how they were vegetarians first but then there was a podcast and I guess they listened to the podcast for awhile? Anyway, sure, whatever. But the reason he found this video is because that same couple made a music video about their own break up. Not only that, but it was the 1,435th song they had recorded together. Holy moly. That is WAY too many songs. And don’t make a song about your break up, please. What did we JUST talk about?! It is clearly time to get out of here. Let’s all get out of here! Go on! Get!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Happy Holidays from David Hasselhoff Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editors’ Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Frank Lloyd Wrong | Dec 3rd Score:36

Duncan Donuts.

Posted in: Krispy Kreme Needs A New Rap Name
#4 truckasaurus | Dec 4th Score:40

Combo of all of today’s Videogum posts:
Krispy Kreme’s new rapper name should be……..The Perfect cRHYME

Posted in: The Perfect Crime: Teen Posts Video About Robbing A Bank After Robbing A Bank
#3 Dr. Feelgood | Dec 6th Score:43

I give Buzzfeed talking down to MTVInsights 7 FAILS, 2 WTFs, an EW, and a NOM NOM.

Posted in: Teen Korner: Yo! MTV’s “Millennials” Blog, Dawgs!
#2 facetaco | Dec 3rd Score:44

He can make your bone whole, but only if you’re a masseuse.

Posted in: Please Refer To John Travolta For All Ankle-Related Injuries
#1 R2D2, Esq. | Dec 3rd Score:48

Sorry, Adam – you don’t get to write “Moves Like Jagger” and get to call other people out for making crap. It’s one or the other.

Posted in: Adult Man Tells Magazine About His Dislike Of Television Show

[Assoc. Ed. Note: GOTCHA ADAM LEVINE! GOTCHA JOHN TRAVOLTA! Bet you thought you were safe, but we gotcha. Good job, guys. Have a great weekend. U deserve it.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

[Ed. Note: Alley-oop!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, topknot! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice (Mary)

hotspur | Dec 6th Score:7

I think he has been hitting the craic pipe. Shillelagh!

Posted in: Yasha Swag’s “Pickles” Is Here To Fill The Yasha Swag’s “Pickles” Sized Hole In Your Life

[Assoc. Ed. Note: I went back and read this exchange several times and lolololol hotspur that is just a very good craic joke!! Also you topped it off by exclaiming about a walking stick, so this honor is WELL-DESERVED. Congratulations!]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice (Kelly)

ElectricKoala | Dec 5th Score:26

You’d think someone with a private jet could afford better production and a better paint job for his head!

Posted in: John Travolta And Olivia Newton-John’s “I Think You Might Like It” Is An Instant Holiday Classic

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Just very funny. Still cannot get over that video.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

eega | Dec 5th Score:2
jesus, i work at starbucks and i have a better hairdresser than she does 


Posted in: John Travolta And Olivia Newton-John’s “I Think You Might Like It” Is An Instant Holiday Classic

[Ed. Note: As someone who spent years in the service industry, I love a good working class burn. Eat the rich! They’re ugly!]